Too Olde for Animal Hats
I’m too olde for animal hats.
I saw the cutest little fox hat, but couldn’t bring myself to buy it… ’cause I’m so olde… T_____T
It breaks my heart to be a granny.
To soothe myself, I got cute foxy socks.
No one’s gonna suspect underneath all my seriousness, there be foxes!
Gonna be a foxy lady.