I went to my first renaissance faire a couple of weeks ago.
It was awesome!
Immediately I wanted to eat everything. However, I got defeated by the first food item I bought, a giant bread bowl of chili.
After chili, I really wanted to nap. I looked to plot down under the shadiest tree, but instead found the Mud Beggars.
They flinged a great show.
At the end of the faire, I saw a jousting match. I didn’t think the knights would joust for real, ’cause it’s super dangerous to get impaled by a long rod charging at horse-speed.
But they did.
A man got knocked down from the horse.