Once upon a time, I saw some starlight mints at a local CVS store.
“HOLY SMOKES THEY LOOK LIKE PEPPERMINT BUTLER,” I exclaimed.
From that day on, I decided to turn those mints into butlers, by 3D printing them some tiny pants.
The pants came in two sizes: foodsafe and non-foodsafe.
I painted faces on the Foodsafe Peppermint Butler.
The Non-foodsafe Peppermint Butler? Well, he’s a bit more naked…