Ultralisk Ride

What would riding a mutalisk feel like?

Probably not very comfortable. They’re a little spiny.

Now, ultralisks, that’s the way to go.

Nice and slow and steady. A little hard, but nothing a good cushion can’t fix.

They also got those nice kaiser blades, perfect for scaring off that mean driver who cut you off in the street or backing up your awesome buds in a tense game of Starcraft 2.

Lately, my friends and I have been waging interstellar warfare. They’re wrecking havoc on lands like Ulaan Deeps while I, newer to the fray, meander in the back, frantically trying to macro and micro.

One day, I’ll be cool space warrior like them.

Until then, I gotta spawn more overlords.